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19 years ago, a Farker gained immortality by just sitting around. This is the annual Ballsack Conundrum thread ()
More: Vintage, Chair, Wood, Maternal insult, Castration, Television, Humour, Dear God man, God's sake
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20 hours ago
Bathia_Mapes
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20 hours ago
Hubuki Kai
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20 hours ago
edmo: [Fark user image image 850x850]
OK, I have to know, is that AI? All the bumper stickers are gibberish but illiteracy is to be expected in that crowd so I can't just discount it out of hand.
(25) Funniest
20 hours ago
Cheers to bigz2k, who hasn't been seen around these parts in ages to my knowledge, but who gave us all a night of hilarity and all of the friends we gained along the way.
Or something like that.
fullyautomatic
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20 hours ago
Can't move, need advice, soonish.
cherryl taggart
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20 hours ago
melopene: Cheers to bigz2k, who hasn't been seen around these parts in ages to my knowledge, but who gave us all a night of hilarity and all of the friends we gained along the way.
Or something like that.
So very many names that are long gone. So many memories.
(2) Funniest
20 hours ago
Just a friendly reminder,
It could've been worse...
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19 hours ago
cherryl taggart: melopene: Cheers to bigz2k, who hasn't been seen around these parts in ages to my knowledge, but who gave us all a night of hilarity and all of the friends we gained along the way.
Or something like that.
So very many names that are long gone. So many memories.
This is a good opportunity to remind folks that a bunch of folks no longer active on the site still show up for the big Fark parties, so consider joining us in Chicago next month!
fullyautomatic
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19 hours ago
If ever I saw a pic of the chair I've long since forgotten, but over the years, I've spent a probably abnormal amount of time pondering the design nuances of said chair that could have led to such a situation. Or if it was more of a body weight > ploop ploop > uh oh
Dodo David
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19 hours ago
This incident took place in my county, but I did not know about it.
Anyway, here is how the incident ended:
Mad Scientist
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19 hours ago
I missed this one. But I was a part of the original Ha Ha Guy thread, so I sorta know how it was.
Ivo Shandor
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18 hours ago
fullyautomatic: If ever I saw a pic of the chair I've long since forgotten, but over the years, I've spent a probably abnormal amount of time pondering the design nuances of said chair that could have led to such a situation. Or if it was more of a body weight > ploop ploop > uh oh
The chair is the one receiving a middle finger in that image at the top of the thread. It was a case of pinched skin, not the actual orbs descending below the horizontal plane of the chair's seat.
Direct photographic evidence is still available on the Internet for those who know where to look.
I Ate Shergar
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18 hours ago
An historic thread indeed.
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15 hours ago
IKEA even made a chair in honor of it.
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15 hours ago
Squirrels' reactions to nut muffins
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13 hours ago
Has it really been 19 years?
I'm getting old.
markie_farkie
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13 hours ago
labman: Has it really been 19 years?
I'm getting old.
I was thinking the same thing.
Holy shiat, where did those nearly two decades go?
Also a lot of Beyond Farkers in the thread.
Private_Citizen
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13 hours ago
IamRat: [iFrame
It's that your video?? Very cute!!
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12 hours ago
Private_Citizen: IamRat: [iFrame
It's that your video?? Very cute!!
No, I wish. iat popped up in my YouTube feed, saw squirrel thought "FARK" then a little later I saw this greenlit thread. Seemed serendipitous to me.
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12 hours ago
fullyautomatic
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11 hours ago
LMAO at about 1:00 another squirrel chases off the approaching jealous birbs. Awesome
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11 hours ago
fullyautomatic: IamRat:
LMAO at about 1:00 another squirrel chases off the approaching jealous birbs. Awesome
YouTube algorithm has me figgered out . Eclectic music, oddball funny, and prominent nipples. Although this morning my top rec was a busty lady who I think may have been Russian dancing outdoors in a red dress and very obviously not wearing a bra.
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11 hours ago
I was just a wee Farknugget at the time of the thread, but there haven't been that many threads that made me laugh until I cried.
It was truly everything the legends say.
labman: Has it really been 19 years?
I'm getting old.
I'd be super curious at the median age of Fark users over time. I imagine we're all getting old at this point.
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11 hours ago
Redh8t: Just a friendly reminder,
[Fark user image image 425x530]
It could've been worse...
[Fark user image image 425x566]
That's gotta be a shoop... The fences don't remotely match.
/Pixels et. al.
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11 hours ago
markie_farkie: Also a lot of Beyond Farkers in the thread.
I didn't even notice that...
nmrsnr: I'd be super curious at the median age of Fark users over time. I imagine we're all getting old at this point.
Mid 50's for me. Definitely feel old some days.
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10 hours ago
Hubuki Kai: edmo: [Fark user image image 850x850]
OK, I have to know, is that AI? All the bumper stickers are gibberish but illiteracy is to be expected in that crowd so I can't just discount it out of hand.
Dude. Seriously? (○•)?
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
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10 hours ago
cherryl taggart: melopene: Cheers to bigz2k, who hasn't been seen around these parts in ages to my knowledge, but who gave us all a night of hilarity and all of the friends we gained along the way.
Or something like that.
So very many names that are long gone. So many memories.
I have a LOT of threads bookmarked, but unfortch the pics in them were hotlinked and no longer available.
I miss the days of Snack Cake waiting for a "mentally-different" co-worker who had a crush on him to leave work so he could, The Jalapeener incident and the weekend trainwreck of D-of-Zion thread about her marrying a rock star where multiple Farkers got involved figuring out the deets to it.
26 the gym guy, These Are Mines! shutter-shades pic guy, all the Jersey Shore/Guidos was a simpler time back then. I miss it SO much. (´._. ')
the unabomber was right
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10 hours ago
Was this thread covered at the 25 years of fark party in Kentucky? When the hell is that recording going to come out?
Jake Havechek
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9 hours ago
Missed that one, but I caught the one with the guy who wanted to put lipstick on a cat's butt hole to prove to his girlfriend that it touched the counter if the cat sat up there.
The general consensus was; good luck trying to apply lipstick to a cat's butt hole.
Jake Havechek
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9 hours ago
Mid 50's for me. Definitely feel old some days.
Memory is still fine, but I get confused sometimes about what year things happened in exactly. There's also people I knew from high school or whatever and I cannot remember their last name or something like that. It's like I never knew it at all.
I'm sure abusing my brain with weed and alcohol over the decades has nothing to do with that...
iheartscotch
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8 hours ago
To our missing, but not forgotten, homies!
undies if you're going to sit in a slotted wooden chair
fullyautomatic
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8 hours ago
iheartscotch: undies if you're going to sit in a slotted wooden chair
Hey now, nobody tell me what to roh..
fullyautomatic
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8 hours ago
Jake Havechek: Missed that one, but I caught the one with the guy who wanted to put lipstick on a cat's butt hole to prove to his girlfriend that it touched the counter if the cat sat up there.
The general consensus was; good luck trying to apply lipstick to a cat's butt hole.
Ahhh I kinda remember the cat lipstick butthole one. Should search for it. I don't recall if the cat ever received the lol. Wait found it. This could be a good read.
Mr. Fuzzypaws
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7 hours ago
I never got bigz ballz in my email.
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7 hours ago
Mr. Fuzzypaws: I never got bigz ballz in my email.
Me neither. In my hand, sure.
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7 hours ago
Jake Havechek: Missed that one, but I caught the one with the guy who wanted to put lipstick on a cat's butt hole to prove to his girlfriend that it touched the counter if the cat sat up there.
The general consensus was; good luck trying to apply lipstick to a cat's butt hole.
My favorite has always been the guy arrested for having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.
iheartscotch
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6 hours ago
fullyautomatic: iheartscotch: undies if you're going to sit in a slotted wooden chair
Hey now, nobody tell me what to roh..
Do I just have very ?
iron de havilland
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6 hours ago
IamRat: Eclectic music, oddball funny, and prominent nipples.
I hope you enjoy your new Farkie.
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iron de havilland: IamRat: Eclectic music, oddball funny, and prominent nipples.
I hope you enjoy your new Farkie.
If it's what I think it is, that's dandy, DeHavilland.
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5 hours ago
Hubuki Kai: edmo: [Fark user image image 850x850]
OK, I have to know, is that AI? All the bumper stickers are gibberish but illiteracy is to be expected in that crowd so I can't just discount it out of hand.
Yeah, but not mine. I lifted it off tumblr. As one does.
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edmo: Hubuki Kai: edmo: [Fark user image image 850x850]
OK, I have to know, is that AI? All the bumper stickers are gibberish but illiteracy is to be expected in that crowd so I can't just discount it out of hand.
Yeah, but not mine. I lifted it off tumblr. As one does.
I love how he's filling up his wheel well.
little big man
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4 hours ago
I brought chairs for everyone in the comments - use at your own risk.
Ivo Shandor
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4 hours ago
little big man: I brought chairs for everyone in the comments - use at your own risk.
[Fark user image image 850x566]
EqualOpportunityEnslaver
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labman: Has it really been 19 years?
I'm getting old.
It's - we ALL are
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35 minutes ago
When I was little my great aunt was visiting us. At some point she went to use the bathroom and then we hear AHH... pause... AAAAH pause... repeat. Apparently there was a crack in the toilet seat. Nobody in my family was heavy enough to notice but she was, and her weight caused the crack to open and then it pinched as she tried to get up. She was stuck there. When she finally freed herself and came out you've never seen someone so angry I swear.
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I remember the thread, can't remember commenting on it..
/five digit account number
/get off my lawn
Adolf Oliver Nipples
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labman: Jake Havechek: Missed that one, but I caught the one with the guy who wanted to put lipstick on a cat's butt hole to prove to his girlfriend that it touched the counter if the cat sat up there.
The general consensus was; good luck trying to apply lipstick to a cat's butt hole.
My favorite has always been the guy arrested for having sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare.
Mine is the streetlight thread, with a close second being the HA HA Guy thread when Jeff lost his mind about it.
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32 minutes ago
melopene: Cheers to bigz2k, who hasn't been seen around these parts in ages to my knowledge, but who gave us all a night of hilarity and all of the friends we gained along the way.
Or something like that.
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