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Pricipal sayof. Is she drunk yet? Breath says yes. .326. On leave ()
More: Dumbass, Driving under the influence, Teacher, Arraignment, Bethlehem Area School District, Primary school, Defendant, Erin Colleen Hines, Privacy policy
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LarryDan43
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She single?
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.326 at 12:30pm?
What's her Fark handle?
/1750mlOfVodak would be a good Fark handle
Axeofjudgement
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She does have that insane white woman wino look about her.
Bipolar or personality disorder?
fragMasterFlash
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Someone needs to stop hanging out with Pete Hegseth?
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Damn! .326? That's an alcoholic big time! Wonder what her mugshot looks like.
Here's her photo on the school page.
stuhayes2010
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I blew 0.14 and that was HAMmered. 0.36 has to
Be all day drinking or just did a shot.
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Sometimes people brilliantly execute this meme in a headline and it becomes a thing of beauty.
This is not one of those times. Might as well have gone with, that's what Xi said.
stuhayes2010
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LarryDan43: She single?
She's about to be economically destitute and alcoholic, so have fun.
ImmutableTenderloin
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Axeofjudgement: [Fark user image 425x531]
She does have that insane white woman wino look about her.
Bipolar or personality disorder?
I'm going to guess amazing in bed, but would cut my dick off if she didnt get her O during the act.
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