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When a neighbor puts your face on a billboard truck and follows you around town, perhaps it's time to move ()
More: Florida, Crime, Reason, Camera, Police, Eye, Closed-circuit television, United States, University of Tampa
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feckingmorons
(16) Funniest
2 hours ago
They're both arseholes, but the lawyer, bitcoin investor, cryptopunk rapper needs a wooden shampoo.
NewportBarGuy
(1) Funniest
2 hours ago
America's Hero.
arrogantbastich
(18) Funniest
2 hours ago
This story is 25% she seems like a lot to have to live by and 75% what a douche bag entitled cryptobro, is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
arrogantbastich
(11) Funniest
2 hours ago
NewportBarGuy: [ image 620x426]
America's Hero.
For wearing that shirt, I hope that hat gets shoved up his ass and he poops it out of his mouth.
arrogantbastich
(3) Funniest
2 hours ago
feckingmorons: They're both arseholes, but the lawyer, bitcoin investor, cryptopunk rapper needs a wooden shampoo.
Go back to England, you limey shiatbag.
JustinCase
(28) Funniest
2 hours ago
TA opened so gently. And then:
first-time buyers had paid $990,000.
38-year-old lawyer turned Bitcoin investor - who releases music as "cryptopunk rapper"
Nah. No sympathy.
(7) Funniest
2 hours ago
arrogantbastich: is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
If her pool is visible from his property (or public land) without him having to make affirmative effort to gain that access, he's not breaking any law. Being visible on your property is not private. Now, if he built a deer stand just to get a sightline - that is probably a no-no. But from an upper-story window, it's legal
The exemplar example is that if you walk to an uncurtained bay window in your house bare ass naked, you have committed public indecency, even though you are in your own house because you made no attempt to prevent people from seeing. But if someone goes and sticks a camera through a curtain, then they are in the wrong
arrogantbastich
(13) Funniest
2 hours ago
phalamir: arrogantbastich: is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
If her pool is visible from his property (or public land) without him having to make affirmative effort to gain that access, he's not breaking any law. Being visible on your property is not private. Now, if he built a deer stand just to get a sightline - that is probably a no-no. But from an upper-story window, it's legal
The exemplar example is that if you walk to an uncurtained bay window in your house bare ass naked, you have committed public indecency, even though you are in your own house because you made no attempt to prevent people from seeing. But if someone goes and sticks a camera through a curtain, then they are in the wrong
She tried to block his view with a screen and he moved the camera.
(0) Funniest
2 hours ago
arrogantbastich: NewportBarGuy: [ image 620x426]
America's Hero.
For wearing that shirt, I hope that hat gets shoved up his ass and he poops it out of his mouth.
Now, now, now - the hat ain't hurt nobody. There has to be a rat nearby, so use the little plague vector on him
(1) Funniest
2 hours ago
arrogantbastich: phalamir: arrogantbastich: is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
If her pool is visible from his property (or public land) without him having to make affirmative effort to gain that access, he's not breaking any law. Being visible on your property is not private. Now, if he built a deer stand just to get a sightline - that is probably a no-no. But from an upper-story window, it's legal
The exemplar example is that if you walk to an uncurtained bay window in your house bare ass naked, you have committed public indecency, even though you are in your own house because you made no attempt to prevent people from seeing. But if someone goes and sticks a camera through a curtain, then they are in the wrong
She tried to block his view with a screen and he moved the camera.
But did he move it to a location that required modification to get around the screen. If its just another window or balcony in his house, that's not "wrong" (for the value of wrong that it is actionable). If he put up a pole just to get around the screen, then she needs to go see a lawyer
(16) Funniest
2 hours ago
At first I was Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update, but nah cryptodouche is a rancid asshole.
I mean, as soon as it said "cryptorapper" or whatever you just knew "yep, he's an utter coont".
NewportBarGuy
(3) Funniest
2 hours ago
no1curr: I mean, as soon as it said "cryptorapper" or whatever you just knew "yep, he's an utter coont".
The use of napalm has been authorized.
(7) Funniest
They live a block off of SoHo. That's a noisy restaurant / bar district. Nice area but I wouldn't want to live that close to it. The crypto bro is really being a douche bag in this case.
scottydoesntknow
(18) Funniest
(6) Funniest
NewportBarGuy: no1curr: I mean, as soon as it said "cryptorapper" or whatever you just knew "yep, he's an utter coont".
The use of napalm has been authorized.
That f*cking shirt is the real cincher. "Meme war veteran"? Really?
Ambitwistor
(0) Funniest
SpectroBoy
(1) Funniest
It's so beautiful when two crazy assholes can find each other in the topsy turvy world.
(0) Funniest
DougalJacobs
(7) Funniest
Bitcoin investor? Cryptopunk Rapper?
Parasite. Anything bad that happens to you is good actually.
OtherLittleGuy
(0) Funniest
Unless your boss has drones, MRAPs, and dozens of armed employees with him when he shows up your neighbor's door when your neighbor isn't home.
(0) Funniest
Had a racist neighbor. Sent him a six month subscription to the African American version of Playboy.
(2) Funniest
Some there pay a voluntary $378 a year for off-duty police patrols and entry into a private Facebook group.
The 38-year-old lawyer turned Bitcoin investor - who releases music as "cryptopunk rapper"
It's already obvious that everybody involved sucks ass.
AmbassadorBooze
(1) Funniest
phalamir: arrogantbastich: is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
If her pool is visible from his property (or public land) without him having to make affirmative effort to gain that access, he's not breaking any law. Being visible on your property is not private. Now, if he built a deer stand just to get a sightline - that is probably a no-no. But from an upper-story window, it's legal
The exemplar example is that if you walk to an uncurtained bay window in your house bare ass naked, you have committed public indecency, even though you are in your own house because you made no attempt to prevent people from seeing. But if someone goes and sticks a camera through a curtain, then they are in the wrong
Incorrect. The rules are reversed for birthing people. They get ultimate privacy even in public. It's illegal to look at them if they don't consent.
(9) Funniest
NewportBarGuy: [ image 620x426]
America's Hero.
AmbassadorBooze
(0) Funniest
6655321: Had a racist neighbor. Sent him a six month subscription to the African American version of Playboy.
Did he then learn to appreciate African American birthing people?
WhiskeySticks
(2) Funniest
Guy was just mad he didn't get invited over for the 3-way.
Oh well, everyone involved gets a ticket to El Salvador.
(6) Funniest
arrogantbastich: This story is 25% she seems like a lot to have to live by and 75% what a douche bag entitled cryptobro, is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
plus, you basically moved into an apartment complex, what with how close things are. Yes, you hear your neighbors in that sort of situation. Get over it, or get a place with an actual yard.
NewportBarGuy
(0) Funniest
6655321: Had a racist neighbor. Sent him a six month subscription to the African American version of Playboy.
This is the way.
feckingmorons
(0) Funniest
arrogantbastich: feckingmorons: They're both arseholes, but the lawyer, bitcoin investor, cryptopunk rapper needs a wooden shampoo.
Go back to England, you limey shiatbag.
Are you new here?
(1) Funniest
This is the most intense feud since the Hatfields and McCoys were bickering.
Derek Force
(1) Funniest
Everyone hating on the Crypto bro because Crypto bro, but he sure doesnt sound like the asshole in this story..
Loud music in the yard at all hours of the night, like christmas morning at 3am? I get living close to people, or in an apartment complex.. My neighbor's have parties, picnics, etc... but not 3 or 4 days a week.. Sounds like she gets drunk with friends and is stupid loud all the time.
"Maghrebi had come to the U.S. from Tunisia at 18 for college. "
sounds like maybe an anonymous call to Trump's ICE people could take care of this problem.
(1) Funniest
"Are people trying to actually solve the problem, or are they trying to shame their neighbor into better behavior?" he said. "Those are different things."
When the "better behavior" is the solution to the problem, those aren't different things. That is a very stupid statement.
Public shaming can be a very effective motivation.
Not that I have a solid opinion on this specific situation.
fiddlehead
(6) Funniest
phalamir: arrogantbastich: is he really filming their pool and not being considered a creeper?
If her pool is visible from his property (or public land) without him having to make affirmative effort to gain that access, he's not breaking any law. Being visible on your property is not private. Now, if he built a deer stand just to get a sightline - that is probably a no-no. But from an upper-story window, it's legal
They didn't ask if it was legal, they asked if it was creeper behavior. If someone has a camera up recording my backyard and I put up a privacy screen and they move their camera to continue to record my backyard then I'd say it's less about protecting their own property and more about spying/creeping.
Jeebus Saves
(2) Funniest
I've got a crazy neighbor, but not that bad. We were friendly, bullshiat at the fence kind of friendly. Then one day out of the blue he comes to the fence holding a golf club threatening to kick my ass because he said I had cameras pointing at his house. I have no cameras. I chalked it up to him being a little paranoid because of the all the weed he smokes. A few weeks later he apologizes. Few months go by and everything seems fine. Then he does it again. This time accusing me of following him around. I was busy with work for over a week and hadn't even left the house in god knows how long. But he claims it wasn't just me, I had other people following him around. So that's it, I'm not wasting my time with this guy.
He completely changes his habits after this. He doesn't sit in his backyard, he sits in the front or in his driveway. He parks his car in a different part of the driveway. He only uses the front door to go in and out of his house. All kinds of weird stuff. This was about 3 years ago. Haven't spoken to him since. He put this fence up through the middle of his yard a couple of weeks ago.
(10) Funniest
35 minutes ago
Jeebus Saves: I've got a crazy neighbor, but not that bad. We were friendly, bullshiat at the fence kind of friendly. Then one day out of the blue he comes to the fence holding a golf club threatening to kick my ass because he said I had cameras pointing at his house. I have no cameras. I chalked it up to him being a little paranoid because of the all the weed he smokes. A few weeks later he apologizes. Few months go by and everything seems fine. Then he does it again. This time accusing me of following him around. I was busy with work for over a week and hadn't even left the house in god knows how long. But he claims it wasn't just me, I had other people following him around. So that's it, I'm not wasting my time with this guy.
He completely changes his habits after this. He doesn't sit in his backyard, he sits in the front or in his driveway. He parks his car in a different part of the driveway. He only uses the front door to go in and out of his house. All kinds of weird stuff. This was about 3 years ago. Haven't spoken to him since. He put this fence up through the middle of his yard a couple of weeks ago.
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Tell him to get back on his medication and stop watching FOX News.
Jeebus Saves
(0) Funniest
31 minutes ago
Floki: Jeebus Saves: I've got a crazy neighbor, but not that bad. We were friendly, bullshiat at the fence kind of friendly. Then one day out of the blue he comes to the fence holding a golf club threatening to kick my ass because he said I had cameras pointing at his house. I have no cameras. I chalked it up to him being a little paranoid because of the all the weed he smokes. A few weeks later he apologizes. Few months go by and everything seems fine. Then he does it again. This time accusing me of following him around. I was busy with work for over a week and hadn't even left the house in god knows how long. But he claims it wasn't just me, I had other people following him around. So that's it, I'm not wasting my time with this guy.
He completely changes his habits after this. He doesn't sit in his backyard, he sits in the front or in his driveway. He parks his car in a different part of the driveway. He only uses the front door to go in and out of his house. All kinds of weird stuff. This was about 3 years ago. Haven't spoken to him since. He put this fence up through the middle of his yard a couple of weeks ago.
[Fark user image image 756x1008]
Tell him to get back on his medication and stop watching FOX News.
He has kidney or liver disease and I thought that kind of put him on edge. I've lived next to him for like 12 years and for at least 6 he was fine. He never came across as a fox news guy. After the fence went up I was kind of shocked. I haven't spoken to him in 3 years and that whole time I was in his head. Glad I never told him I fly helicopters in my free time.
/I really don't
AmbassadorBooze
(0) Funniest
31 minutes ago
Jeebus Saves: I've got a crazy neighbor, but not that bad. We were friendly, bullshiat at the fence kind of friendly. Then one day out of the blue he comes to the fence holding a golf club threatening to kick my ass because he said I had cameras pointing at his house. I have no cameras. I chalked it up to him being a little paranoid because of the all the weed he smokes. A few weeks later he apologizes. Few months go by and everything seems fine. Then he does it again. This time accusing me of following him around. I was busy with work for over a week and hadn't even left the house in god knows how long. But he claims it wasn't just me, I had other people following him around. So that's it, I'm not wasting my time with this guy.
He completely changes his habits after this. He doesn't sit in his backyard, he sits in the front or in his driveway. He parks his car in a different part of the driveway. He only uses the front door to go in and out of his house. All kinds of weird stuff. This was about 3 years ago. Haven't spoken to him since. He put this fence up through the middle of his yard a couple of weeks ago.
[Fark user image image 756x1008]
He's being gang stalked.
(0) Funniest
34 minutes ago
Derek Force: Everyone hating on the Crypto bro because Crypto bro, but he sure doesnt sound like the asshole in this story..
Loud music in the yard at all hours of the night, like christmas morning at 3am?
the "loud music" didn't break the rule of being inaudible at 100' from the property line. My headphones are audible at 100 feet, sometimes. If it wasn't audible 100' away, then it wasn't "loud" - just how square are you, man?
(5) Funniest
35 minutes ago
The real issue is that all the other neighbors have TWO problems.
BorisSimon
(8) Funniest
31 minutes ago
You paid a million bucks for a house just to be 4" from your neighbors? All your troubles are on you
fiddlehead
(1) Funniest
33 minutes ago
Jeebus Saves: I've got a crazy neighbor, but not that bad. We were friendly, bullshiat at the fence kind of friendly. Then one day out of the blue he comes to the fence holding a golf club threatening to kick my ass because he said I had cameras pointing at his house. I have no cameras.
stray_capts
(5) Funniest
34 minutes ago
I paid $250K to live on 12 acres. My closest neighbors are deer, trees, and corn.
johnny_vegas
(1) Funniest
less than a minute ago
stray_capts: I paid $250K to live on 12 acres. My closest neighbors are deer, trees, and corn.
Sounds idyllic
/ no snark.
Derek Force
(1) Funniest
less than a minute ago
IamAwake: Derek Force: Everyone hating on the Crypto bro because Crypto bro, but he sure doesnt sound like the asshole in this story..
Loud music in the yard at all hours of the night, like christmas morning at 3am?
the "loud music" didn't break the rule of being inaudible at 100' from the property line. My headphones are audible at 100 feet, sometimes. If it wasn't audible 100' away, then it wasn't "loud" - just how square are you, man?
honestly I posted my thing before finishing the article, which made crypto bro much more assholy than he was at the beginning of the article.
(0) Funniest
less than a minute ago
stray_capts: I paid $250K to live on 12 acres. My closest neighbors are deer, trees, and corn.
I live in a normal neighborhood with normal people and didn't pay $1m or even $250k and don't have a problem.
Don't even need a HOA.
There are deer and trees though.
Very little corn.
(0) Funniest
less than a minute ago
Derek Force: IamAwake: Derek Force: Everyone hating on the Crypto bro because Crypto bro, but he sure doesnt sound like the asshole in this story..
Loud music in the yard at all hours of the night, like christmas morning at 3am?
the "loud music" didn't break the rule of being inaudible at 100' from the property line. My headphones are audible at 100 feet, sometimes. If it wasn't audible 100' away, then it wasn't "loud" - just how square are you, man?
honestly I posted my thing before finishing the article, which made crypto bro much more assholy than he was at the beginning of the article.
Well I mean even at the beginning of the article one of his earliest complaints was being able to hear her talking on the phone. I mean yeah, is she not allowed to speak while outside or something?
(0) Funniest
less than a minute ago
stray_capts: I paid $250K to live on 12 acres. My closest neighbors are deer, trees, and corn.
I only have 3/4acre, but it's in the middle of a suburb, and the house is worth too much to tear down and subdivide, so it just never happened as the suburb was built around it. It's big enough that we have goats, chickens, and a garden that isn't just for looks. I'd never live in a house like his - just get a condo, man - then you can have all sorts of stuff you don't have to maintain yourself, and just exists, versus a postage stamp of nothingness.
(1) Funniest
less than a minute ago
stray_capts: I paid $250K to live on 12 acres. My closest neighbors are deer, trees, and corn.
Many people who have to register as a sex offender decide to isolate themselves in the country. Good luck.
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